BIAS VS. CRUSH

BIAS VS CRUSH

Crush: It's easy for us to meet in person.

Bias: But she wants to meet me better than wanting to see you.

Crush: She can get closer to me anytime she wants.

Bias: But she wants to get closer to me more.

Crush: You're just her idol! While I'm her crush!

Bias: Well, she loves me.

Crush: I can be her boyfriend. While you can't!

Bias: Because of me, she learned how to be patient.

Bias: She spends lots of money because of me.

Bias: No one will tease her whenever she says I'm his husband.

Bias: ...

Crush: ...

Bias: ... I WON. *derp face*