When their dorm is on fire...
Suho: Calm down guys! Everything is under control!
Baekhyun: CALM DOWN?! HYUNG!! CAN YOU HERE YOURSELF?! MY EYELINERS ARE BURNING!
Chanyeol: *doing some hand gestures and poses* Fire is my power *smiles derply*
Sehun: Luhan hyung!! Luhan hyung!! I'm thcared! *cries*
Luhan: Sehun, be manly like me. We are Manly. Manly. M-ma--- FORGET IT! KRIIIIS~ *runs to Kris and hides*
Kris: Get off from me luhan. I gotta save Ace.
Tao: You fire! I'll wushu you for burning our home! *wushus fire*
Lay: Why is our dorm on fire? Oh... our we filming an MV? Look at that, the fire looks real!
D.O: MY KITCHEN! MY KITCHEN! MY KITCHEN WARES ARE EXPENSIVE!
Chen: This dorm is on FIIIIIIIIRE~ *le sings*
Xiumin: *run outside with a bag full of foods*
Kai: Am I that hot to burn our home? *smirk*
EXO SCENARIO [Honeymoon]
EXO AT YOUR HONEYMOON
Suho : *carrying you* Let's do it tonight, babe. *winks* *places you at a bed that's full of money*
D.O : Tadaa! I'm done cooking! ANd now I'm done cooking, Are we going to do it now? *winks*...
Kai : *Carrying you* *throws at the bed* Hey Babe! I'm already excited! Let's do it now? *licks lips* *gets naked*
Chanyeol : You know Babe, I've wanting you since then and Now you're here. I can't wait. *slowly goes to you* *smiles creepily*
Baekhyun : Jagiya~ I can't wait. I wanna have you tonight, I want to do it with you *seducing look* but before that, I'll apply make up on you first!
Sehun : *Kissing you* *After few minutes* Wait,Y-you're not Luhan Hyung! I-I'm Sorry. I-I'm going, *leaves and Finds Luhan*
Luhan : I told you. I'll show you my Manly side when we get at this stage. And now, Lemme show my Manliness to you *seducing look* *smirks*
Xiumin : *throws you at the bed* *getting excited* I want you tonight babe! Yeah! I'm so excite--*suddenly hears a sound from his stomach* Oh wait... I have to eat Meat Buns first~
Lay : *Excited* *gets naked* *kisses you* *few mins. After* W-wait.. W-why AM I NAKED? *points you* Y-YOU! DID YOU RAPE ME? wah!! THIS CAN'T BE!
Tao : *kissing you* Ah. I really want you tonight! But wait, Let's shower together first. *deadly smirk*
Chen : Even though, I'm a troll. I'm still giving you the best of tonight and I'll make sure that you won't forget this day *licks lips* *kisses you* *hugs you* *gets naked*
[You : *getting naked* *getting carried away*]
Chen : Oh wait. You're getting excited. Let's eat first. *lol*
Kris : Hey Bish! This is our Honey Moo And You're so Lucky. You're on a Honeymoon with the Best Artist in the world. Let's do it now? Ace is waiting for us.
Suho : *carrying you* Let's do it tonight, babe. *winks* *places you at a bed that's full of money*
D.O : Tadaa! I'm done cooking! ANd now I'm done cooking, Are we going to do it now? *winks*...
Kai : *Carrying you* *throws at the bed* Hey Babe! I'm already excited! Let's do it now? *licks lips* *gets naked*
Chanyeol : You know Babe, I've wanting you since then and Now you're here. I can't wait. *slowly goes to you* *smiles creepily*
Baekhyun : Jagiya~ I can't wait. I wanna have you tonight, I want to do it with you *seducing look* but before that, I'll apply make up on you first!
Sehun : *Kissing you* *After few minutes* Wait,Y-you're not Luhan Hyung! I-I'm Sorry. I-I'm going, *leaves and Finds Luhan*
Luhan : I told you. I'll show you my Manly side when we get at this stage. And now, Lemme show my Manliness to you *seducing look* *smirks*
Xiumin : *throws you at the bed* *getting excited* I want you tonight babe! Yeah! I'm so excite--*suddenly hears a sound from his stomach* Oh wait... I have to eat Meat Buns first~
Lay : *Excited* *gets naked* *kisses you* *few mins. After* W-wait.. W-why AM I NAKED? *points you* Y-YOU! DID YOU RAPE ME? wah!! THIS CAN'T BE!
Tao : *kissing you* Ah. I really want you tonight! But wait, Let's shower together first. *deadly smirk*
Chen : Even though, I'm a troll. I'm still giving you the best of tonight and I'll make sure that you won't forget this day *licks lips* *kisses you* *hugs you* *gets naked*
[You : *getting naked* *getting carried away*]
Chen : Oh wait. You're getting excited. Let's eat first. *lol*
Kris : Hey Bish! This is our Honey Moo And You're so Lucky. You're on a Honeymoon with the Best Artist in the world. Let's do it now? Ace is waiting for us.
EXO SCENARIO [EXO as a teacher]
EXO AS A TEACHER
Suho : Hi. I'm Your Teacher, $uho And I will all teach you how be a Billionaire
D.O : Hi. I'm D.O and I will all Teach you how to Cook ^...
Kai : Our Lesson for today is about Sex Education *blablabla* *Throws the book away* *Taps the table* Who wants to demostrate with me? Anyone?
Baekhyun : So, Our Lesson for Today is About Applying the Make-Up *sees a Student applying make-up* Ya! You're Doing it Wrong! Lemme Do it for you! *Applies Make - Up at The Student* it's Done! Wah! Perfect~!
Chanyeol : Hello Everyone! I'm Your Teacher, Park Chanyeol. *Derpy and Creepy Smile*
[Students : *leaves* (they got scared)]
Sehun : Hi Thtudents (Students) I'm Your Teacher, Thehun and I will Teach you about Thycology (Psychology) *Luhan calls* Oh, My Lulu is Calling! *Answer it* Hello lulu? *Talks to Lulu and Forgets His Students*
Xiumin : *Teaching* *Sees a Student eating meat bun* Hey! Why are you eating? That's not fair! Give all of your Meat Buns! *Angry*
[Student : H-Here it i-is..]
Xiumin : *Takes the Meat buns* *Eats it all* Yum~~~~
Luhan : Hi. I'm Lu Han. Your Manly Teacher and I'm Here to Show You My HELLO KITTY Collections ~
Kris : Hey Bishes, I'm Kris da Vinci and I'll be your Teacher in Art *Shows all his Drawings*
Tao : Hello! I'm Your Panda Teacher, Huang ZiTao. I'll all teach you Martial Arts! *Someone Touches his Gucci* WHY DID YOU TOUCH MY GUCCI?!!! *Takes out his Wushu*
[Students : //le run for their lives]
Chen : Hi. Class! I'm Your Most Handsome Teacher, Chen. And I have a Question For you, Class, What is Science?
[Student : Science is systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation. *bow*]
Chen : NO. THAT'S WRONG. SCIENCE IS OUR EFFIN' LESSON FOR TODAY! OHMY. WHY ARE CHILDREN GETTING DUMB NOW?! BISH PLEASE.
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Suho : Hi. I'm Your Teacher, $uho And I will all teach you how be a Billionaire
D.O : Hi. I'm D.O and I will all Teach you how to Cook ^...
Kai : Our Lesson for today is about Sex Education *blablabla* *Throws the book away* *Taps the table* Who wants to demostrate with me? Anyone?
Baekhyun : So, Our Lesson for Today is About Applying the Make-Up *sees a Student applying make-up* Ya! You're Doing it Wrong! Lemme Do it for you! *Applies Make - Up at The Student* it's Done! Wah! Perfect~!
Chanyeol : Hello Everyone! I'm Your Teacher, Park Chanyeol. *Derpy and Creepy Smile*
[Students : *leaves* (they got scared)]
Sehun : Hi Thtudents (Students) I'm Your Teacher, Thehun and I will Teach you about Thycology (Psychology) *Luhan calls* Oh, My Lulu is Calling! *Answer it* Hello lulu? *Talks to Lulu and Forgets His Students*
Xiumin : *Teaching* *Sees a Student eating meat bun* Hey! Why are you eating? That's not fair! Give all of your Meat Buns! *Angry*
[Student : H-Here it i-is..]
Xiumin : *Takes the Meat buns* *Eats it all* Yum~~~~
Luhan : Hi. I'm Lu Han. Your Manly Teacher and I'm Here to Show You My HELLO KITTY Collections ~
Kris : Hey Bishes, I'm Kris da Vinci and I'll be your Teacher in Art *Shows all his Drawings*
Tao : Hello! I'm Your Panda Teacher, Huang ZiTao. I'll all teach you Martial Arts! *Someone Touches his Gucci* WHY DID YOU TOUCH MY GUCCI?!!! *Takes out his Wushu*
[Students : //le run for their lives]
Chen : Hi. Class! I'm Your Most Handsome Teacher, Chen. And I have a Question For you, Class, What is Science?
[Student : Science is systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation. *bow*]
Chen : NO. THAT'S WRONG. SCIENCE IS OUR EFFIN' LESSON FOR TODAY! OHMY. WHY ARE CHILDREN GETTING DUMB NOW?! BISH PLEASE.
EXO SCENARIO [Airport]
EXO in the airport
Suho: *counting the members* 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. Someone is missing!...
Kris: who?
Lay: guysss wait for meeeeeeee!! *runs like a baby*
Suho: where were u?
Lay: I forgot that we are suppose to go to door 7 for departure. I went to door 10 just now
Kris: everybody's here now? Hajaaa!
Chen: oh my god Tao. Please, u are not joining a supermodel contest. What's with the sunglasses and rings and ur fashion? -.-
Tao: this is MY airport fashion hyung.
Chanyeol: Chen is just jealous
Chen: no I'm not!
Sehun: is there any bubble tea shop here in the airport?
Baekhyun: Chanyeol-ah, look! There's a banner of us! They ship us!
Sehun: great, no one answers me -.-
Kai: *looks around* where's D.O?
Chanyeol: i don't know
Kris: i don't see him
D.O: I'm behind these two coconut trees (Kris and Chanyeol) -.-
Xiumin: hey guys! Why do we really need to fly with an aeroplane? We can just use Kai's power to take us anywhere we want!
EXO: *looks at Xiumin*
D.O: is this....a joke?
Xiumin: ...
Luhan: *accidently collide with an old woman* Oh, mianhaeyo!
Old woman: nah, it's okay young girl
Luhan: young......girl?
Sehun: *chuckles*
Suho: we have successfully checked in. We can go into the plane now! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.... Someone is missing, again?
EXO: Lay~
Kris: not again... *sigh*
Suho: *counting the members* 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. Someone is missing!...
Kris: who?
Lay: guysss wait for meeeeeeee!! *runs like a baby*
Suho: where were u?
Lay: I forgot that we are suppose to go to door 7 for departure. I went to door 10 just now
Kris: everybody's here now? Hajaaa!
Chen: oh my god Tao. Please, u are not joining a supermodel contest. What's with the sunglasses and rings and ur fashion? -.-
Tao: this is MY airport fashion hyung.
Chanyeol: Chen is just jealous
Chen: no I'm not!
Sehun: is there any bubble tea shop here in the airport?
Baekhyun: Chanyeol-ah, look! There's a banner of us! They ship us!
Sehun: great, no one answers me -.-
Kai: *looks around* where's D.O?
Chanyeol: i don't know
Kris: i don't see him
D.O: I'm behind these two coconut trees (Kris and Chanyeol) -.-
Xiumin: hey guys! Why do we really need to fly with an aeroplane? We can just use Kai's power to take us anywhere we want!
EXO: *looks at Xiumin*
D.O: is this....a joke?
Xiumin: ...
Luhan: *accidently collide with an old woman* Oh, mianhaeyo!
Old woman: nah, it's okay young girl
Luhan: young......girl?
Sehun: *chuckles*
Suho: we have successfully checked in. We can go into the plane now! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.... Someone is missing, again?
EXO: Lay~
Kris: not again... *sigh*
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