EXO SCENARIO [Depression]

Lay: LUHAN! What the hell are you drinking???
Luhan: *holds up bottle* Oh this? It’s just a little something to make my forget about being so far away from my Sehunnie….
Lay: B-but that’s shampoo!...
Luhan: I know it’s shampoo, but the bottle said ‘No More Tears’.
Lay: ….
Luhan: Now if you’ll excuse me *drinks from the bottle*
Lay: For the love of unicorns…
 

EXO SCENARIO [HunHan]

EXO JOKE|SEHUN LUHAN

Sehun: Nooo! I'm the husband!

Luhan: No! I am!...

Sehun: I'm more manly that you!

Luhan: Well I'm the MOST manly here!!

Sehun: I am I am Iam!!

Luhan: I AM!

Sehun: Noo!!

Luhan: Ok! Spell MISSISSIPPI first!

Sehun: Fine !!! I am the wife!!!!

EXO SCENARIO [Chen & Luhan]

Luhan: Am I pretty or ugly ?
Chen : Both
Luhan : What do you mean?
Chen : You're pretty ugly
Luhan: ............

EXO SCENARIO [Dorm in fire]

When their dorm is on fire...
 
Suho: Calm down guys! Everything is under control!

Baekhyun: CALM DOWN?! HYUNG!! CAN YOU HERE YOURSELF?! MY EYELINERS ARE BURNING!

Chanyeol: *doing some hand gestures and poses* Fire is my power *smiles derply*

Sehun: Luhan hyung!! Luhan hyung!! I'm thcared! *cries*

Luhan: Sehun, be manly like me. We are Manly. Manly. M-ma--- FORGET IT! KRIIIIS~ *runs to Kris and hides*

Kris: Get off from me luhan. I gotta save Ace.

Tao: You fire! I'll wushu you for burning our home! *wushus fire*

Lay: Why is our dorm on fire? Oh... our we filming an MV? Look at that, the fire looks real!

D.O: MY KITCHEN! MY KITCHEN! MY KITCHEN WARES ARE EXPENSIVE!

Chen: This dorm is on FIIIIIIIIRE~ *le sings*

Xiumin: *run outside with a bag full of foods*

Kai: Am I that hot to burn our home? *smirk*

EXO SCENARIO [Honeymoon]

EXO AT YOUR HONEYMOON

Suho : *carrying you* Let's do it tonight, babe. *winks* *places you at a bed that's full of money*

D.O : Tadaa! I'm done cooking! ANd now I'm done cooking, Are we going to do it now? *winks*...

Kai : *Carrying you* *throws at the bed* Hey Babe! I'm already excited! Let's do it now? *licks lips* *gets naked*

Chanyeol : You know Babe, I've wanting you since then and Now you're here. I can't wait. *slowly goes to you* *smiles creepily*

Baekhyun : Jagiya~ I can't wait. I wanna have you tonight, I want to do it with you *seducing look* but before that, I'll apply make up on you first!

Sehun : *Kissing you* *After few minutes* Wait,Y-you're not Luhan Hyung! I-I'm Sorry. I-I'm going, *leaves and Finds Luhan*

Luhan : I told you. I'll show you my Manly side when we get at this stage. And now, Lemme show my Manliness to you *seducing look* *smirks*

Xiumin : *throws you at the bed* *getting excited* I want you tonight babe! Yeah! I'm so excite--*suddenly hears a sound from his stomach* Oh wait... I have to eat Meat Buns first~

Lay : *Excited* *gets naked* *kisses you* *few mins. After* W-wait.. W-why AM I NAKED? *points you* Y-YOU! DID YOU RAPE ME? wah!! THIS CAN'T BE!

Tao : *kissing you* Ah. I really want you tonight! But wait, Let's shower together first. *deadly smirk*

Chen : Even though, I'm a troll. I'm still giving you the best of tonight and I'll make sure that you won't forget this day *licks lips* *kisses you* *hugs you* *gets naked*
[You : *getting naked* *getting carried away*]
Chen : Oh wait. You're getting excited. Let's eat first. *lol*

Kris : Hey Bish! This is our Honey Moo And You're so Lucky. You're on a Honeymoon with the Best Artist in the world. Let's do it now? Ace is waiting for us.

EXO SCENARIO [EXO as a teacher]

EXO AS A TEACHER

Suho : Hi. I'm Your Teacher, $uho And I will all teach you how be a Billionaire

D.O : Hi. I'm D.O and I will all Teach you how to Cook ^...

Kai : Our Lesson for today is about Sex Education *blablabla* *Throws the book away* *Taps the table* Who wants to demostrate with me? Anyone?

Baekhyun : So, Our Lesson for Today is About Applying the Make-Up *sees a Student applying make-up* Ya! You're Doing it Wrong! Lemme Do it for you! *Applies Make - Up at The Student* it's Done! Wah! Perfect~!

Chanyeol : Hello Everyone! I'm Your Teacher, Park Chanyeol. *Derpy and Creepy Smile*
[Students : *leaves* (they got scared)]

Sehun : Hi Thtudents (Students) I'm Your Teacher, Thehun and I will Teach you about Thycology (Psychology) *Luhan calls* Oh, My Lulu is Calling! *Answer it* Hello lulu? *Talks to Lulu and Forgets His Students*

Xiumin : *Teaching* *Sees a Student eating meat bun* Hey! Why are you eating? That's not fair! Give all of your Meat Buns! *Angry*
[Student : H-Here it i-is..]
Xiumin : *Takes the Meat buns* *Eats it all* Yum~~~~

Luhan : Hi. I'm Lu Han. Your Manly Teacher and I'm Here to Show You My HELLO KITTY Collections ~

Kris : Hey Bishes, I'm Kris da Vinci and I'll be your Teacher in Art *Shows all his Drawings*

Tao : Hello! I'm Your Panda Teacher, Huang ZiTao. I'll all teach you Martial Arts! *Someone Touches his Gucci* WHY DID YOU TOUCH MY GUCCI?!!! *Takes out his Wushu*
[Students : //le run for their lives]

Chen : Hi. Class! I'm Your Most Handsome Teacher, Chen. And I have a Question For you, Class, What is Science?
[Student : Science is systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation. *bow*]
Chen : NO. THAT'S WRONG. SCIENCE IS OUR EFFIN' LESSON FOR TODAY! OHMY. WHY ARE CHILDREN GETTING DUMB NOW?! BISH PLEASE.

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EXO SCENARIO [Airport]

EXO in the airport

Suho: *counting the members* 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. Someone is missing!...
Kris: who?
Lay: guysss wait for meeeeeeee!! *runs like a baby*
Suho: where were u?
Lay: I forgot that we are suppose to go to door 7 for departure. I went to door 10 just now
Kris: everybody's here now? Hajaaa!
Chen: oh my god Tao. Please, u are not joining a supermodel contest. What's with the sunglasses and rings and ur fashion? -.-
Tao: this is MY airport fashion hyung.
Chanyeol: Chen is just jealous
Chen: no I'm not!
Sehun: is there any bubble tea shop here in the airport?
Baekhyun: Chanyeol-ah, look! There's a banner of us! They ship us!
Sehun: great, no one answers me -.-
Kai: *looks around* where's D.O?
Chanyeol: i don't know
Kris: i don't see him
D.O: I'm behind these two coconut trees (Kris and Chanyeol) -.-
Xiumin: hey guys! Why do we really need to fly with an aeroplane? We can just use Kai's power to take us anywhere we want!
EXO: *looks at Xiumin*
D.O: is this....a joke?
Xiumin: ...
Luhan: *accidently collide with an old woman* Oh, mianhaeyo!
Old woman: nah, it's okay young girl
Luhan: young......girl?
Sehun: *chuckles*
Suho: we have successfully checked in. We can go into the plane now! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.... Someone is missing, again?
EXO: Lay~
Kris: not again... *sigh*

Papa Kris vs Mama Suho

Kris having fun playing games at arcade while Suho taking care of 10 kids at home
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WHAT KIND OF FATHER ARE YOU WUFAN?

Reasons why EXO can't be on WGM

Why EXO Can't be on WGM

Suho, he's too old for that XD...

D.O, his partner will get really fat because of unlimited foods.

Kai, the show might always end up in the bed.

Baekhyun, he and his partner will always fight because of the EYELINER.

Chanyeol, He will just always make fun of his Wife and Show his Deprness

Sehun, he will just talk about Luhan all day and forget everything about his partner.

Tao, he might wushu his 'virtual' wife if HIS WIFE TOUCHES HIS GUCCI COLLECTION lol

Lay, he will always forget about his wife

Luhan, he'll be prettier than his partner.

Xiumin, he and his Partner will lack of food supply XD

Kris, he's too fabulous for that. (and he's busy taking care of Ace)

Chen, his partner might divorce him because of his trollness haha

NO hate comments guys we all know they ARE NOT going to WGM!

EXO SCENARIO [KRIS' DRAWING]

EXO's REACTION TO KRIS' DRAWING

D.o: What are you doing?
Kris: Can't you see? I'm drawing something.
...
After 10 mins...
Kris: Done! Whoah! My drawing skills are awesome! *smirks*
D.o: So what's that?
Kris: Can you guess it?
D.o: Hmmm...
(the other members walks in)
Baekhyun: Oh! Your drawings are getting better! That was a cute mouse!
Kris: It's not a mouse. It might crash and eat a mouse!
Chanyeol: So it's a cat!
Kris: No!
Chanyeol: But why? Cat eats mouse right?
Kris: -_______-
Tao: It's not a cat or a mouse 'cause it's a panda?
Kris: Nope.
Luhan: A deer like me? *aegyo*
Kris: Ani!
Kai: Oh I knew it! A horse!
Kris: This is already extinct.
Lay: Then it's a unicorn!
Kris: I said extinct not those who doesn't exist!
Xiumin: Is that a food?
Kris: Definitely not.
Xiumin: Then I'm outta here. *walks out and head to the kitchen*
Sehun: Maybe Ace knows it?
*talks to Ace* Do you know what it is?
Ace: Oh come on! Pretty obvious. It's a dog!
Chen: *stares at Kris drawing* I agree.
Kris: *cries at the corner* Even Ace didn't recognize it. It's a dinosaur!
Chen: It's a dinosaur? But it looks like a dog to me. A dog who can stand using only his two feet.
Kris: *cries harder*
$uho: Stop torturing his drawings. But seriously, this bad.
Kris: Are you defending me or what?
$uho: *hand Kris some money* Take this and enroll to an Art School. At least learn the basics okay?
Kris: TT______TT
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[T/N: Ace is alpaca. Kris' stuffed toy son. And he can speak on my scenarios.]
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Sehun on WGM?!?!?!

[CONFIRMED]

EXO's Maknae Oh Sehun will be casted on We Got Married this coming next season of the said show. SM Ent. together with Sehun signed the papers already. According to some articles there are some clues about the girl Sehun will be partnered with, It said that The Girl is one of the main vocalist of their group and the face of the group. Some Netizens got curious about this issue. Rumors... keep on spreading that the girl will be Miss A's Suzy but SM Ent. cleared it already that it is not Miss A's Suzy but someone who came from their company, SM Entertainment confirmed that it will be Lu Han, one of the main vocalist and the visual of EXO-M.

(c) Zhang Shin Ae- EXO PHILIPPINES SPAZZ ZONE

HunHan!
Lool! Don't be too serious okay? READ IT ALL. ^^

LOL Kris is MAD!!

BIAS VS. CRUSH

BIAS VS CRUSH

Crush: It's easy for us to meet in person.

Bias: But she wants to meet me better than wanting to see you.

Crush: She can get closer to me anytime she wants.

Bias: But she wants to get closer to me more.

Crush: You're just her idol! While I'm her crush!

Bias: Well, she loves me.

Crush: I can be her boyfriend. While you can't!

Bias: Because of me, she learned how to be patient.

Bias: She spends lots of money because of me.

Bias: No one will tease her whenever she says I'm his husband.

Bias: ...

Crush: ...

Bias: ... I WON. *derp face*